Welcome to my dream home. Please take off your shoes and don a pair of the slippers provided for your comfort. I can't have the white floors soiled, you know. Feel free to take photographs while you are here. I know you will want to remember my place for a very long time. Oh, and if you are hungry, have a grape or two off the table.
Um... yeah... perfection. I'd add some color- okay, a lot of color- but the house itself is exactly how I see my "when I write my best-seller and make millions" house to be. *sigh*