Well, we've been kicked out of our crooked little house and have moved into my parents' house, which is conveniently next door. We decided we probably didn't want to die of mold and smoke inhalation. I think it was a smart choice.
Yes, we moved out of the house and our couch moved into the kitchen. It actually makes the kitchen so much cozier, don't you think? We're thinking of keeping it there permanently. Right there. Okay, maybe not... or definitely not. But don't you wish you were one of those people who has a ginormous kitchen that can fit a 12-person table as well as a cozy couch nook? Yeah, me too... me too.